Pill Popping & Paralogism...Perfect Together...

Nervous New Yorkers are popping more pills.

Prescriptions for anti-anxiety drugs, anti-depressants and sleep aids are surging as residents struggle with the economic crisis, Crain's New York Business reports.

"If we looked to diagnose the city, I'd say it has an anxiety disorder," psychotherapist Dr. Mel Schwartz told the weekly.

Too easy...insert your own jokes...there are many.

Related:

US News & World Report ("Why Conservatives Say They Are Happier Than Liberals")

Put an ant on steriods and a shoe tread still kicks its a$$...

NEW YORK (AP) — Healthy people should have the right to boost their brains with pills, like those prescribed for hyperactive kids or memory-impaired older folks, several scientists contend in a provocative commentary.

I'm told that if you multiply "zero" by any positive whole number...the answer is still always "zero."