The big shut-up is coming...

I saw this over at Protein Wisdom. It was a quick blurb stating... "Mock a vegan, go to jail." The Brits are seriously considering giving special rights protection of vegans and a host of other entities/ non-entities.

Fine.

You see, the true end game has finally become apparent to my pointly little head. I say full speed ahead on creating bureaucratic nonsense policy that protects everyone and everything from the outside potential to offend. And, then, I shall enact my plan:

Simply put, I shall lobby for legislative protection as a valued believer in offending whomever I damn well please. I shall be a protected entity...so shall sayeth the law...for I shall be A PROTECTED CURMUDGEON!!!!

I'll make a deal with you...

A vegetarian diet reduces the diner's carbon footprint.

So does death, genius. I'll make a deal with all those so bent out of shape about carbon footprints.

Here it is:

I will become a vegetarian...vegan...whatever...

You merely have to...well...as I noted above...death lowers carbon footprints significantly.

No deal?...OK Filet Mignon...medium rare...keep your mushrooms.