Showing posts with label celebutard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label celebutard. Show all posts

Monday, March 15, 2010

Watching the bowl swirl...


Last week I provided a quick lesson in "demographic marginalization" to Matt Damon. This week, the audience (or lack thereof) is teaching him the same lesson.

Breitbart's Big Hollywood has the story. In short...Damon's film was made for $100 Million (on paper). It pulled in a putrid $14.5 Million upon debut. I said it before. I'll say it again:

Hi...I'm Matt Damon. I stand on an "X", face the lense, and regurgitate words that someone wrote for me. That, of course, qualifies me as a world class thinker. You should listen to me and take heed because I'm cerebral. I'm Matt Damon.
MATTTT DAAAA-MONNNNNNN!!!!!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Terminator: Salvation...ignores Global Warming...


So, I went and took in "Terminator Salvation" the other day. There is a fatal flaw in the script...and I'm going to drop it on you like a two ton anvil.


THESE DAMN MACHINES ARE KILLING THE PLANET. THE CARBON EMISSIONS ARE THROUGH THE ROOF!!!!! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!

I'm betting that Prince Charles soiled his Royal briefs after seeing this flick. It looks to me like the rebels are going to have to do some pretty radical cap and trade if they want to live. Actually, as today's "scientists" point out, they would have long passed the point of not return. Why fight? They're already doomed?

On that same note, machines do not require breathable air to live. So, please tell me why biological warfare was not a part of this film?

Thursday, May 7, 2009

The Hollywood Brain Trust Society...


Here's your kick for the day...


724 Celebrities who dropped out of school...and shape our world.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

A movie to marginalize your fan base...provided you have one


DID Sean Penn's sympathy for Iran's ayatollahs help cripple the box-office prospects of a recent Harvey Weinstein movie?

Sources say Penn, who traveled to Iran in 2005 and sent wordy dispatches to the San Francisco Chronicle, demanded to be removed from "Crossing Over" because he objected to an "honor killing" scene of an Iranian woman slain by her brother.

The Weinstein Company flick on the immigration issue, budgeted at $20 million, is a multi-plotted drama, like "Traffic" and "Crash," starring Harrison Ford and Ashley Judd. Although Penn shot scenes playing an enforcement agent, sources told Page Six he insisted he be cut from the movie, which has grossed a paltry $292,254 since its release three weeks ago.
Imagine that...a sanctimoniuous piece of excrement dropped out of the sphincter of Hollywood that no one went to see...and a sanctimonious piece of excrement actor doesn't want to be associated with it.

Long live Hugo Chávez!!!!

Monday, February 23, 2009

Still waiting for their standing ovation...


Seeing that Hollywood found it necessary to provide a standing ovation (multiple times) for someone either totally selfish (suicide) or bone jarringly stupid (accidental overdose)...I quite willingly question their values...intelligence and concept of what should and should not be rewarded...Last night's cumulative circle jerk of idiocy shows just how out of touch they are...and how obtuse they are to what they are honoring.

I'm not saying that Heath Ledger's final performance as the Joker wasn't well done. It was. However, the attention it garnered (because of this death), and the reactions from the vacuous ones in attendance last night leave a lot to be desired from an purely ethical and moral point of view. I found it uncomfortable and gauche. It is Hollywood...I guess. A room filled with folks who stand on an "X" and regurgitate what other people write (a signficant number of whom never graduated from high school).

How about a nice round of applause for these folks?:

Lenny Bruce (40) - comedian, morphine overdose.
John Belushi (33) - of the Blues Brothers, actor, and comedian, heroin and cocaine overdose (speedball).
Montgomery Clift - actor, heart attack due to severe alcoholism and drug abuse.
Alexander Godunov (45) - actor, died of alcoholism.
Dorothy Dandridge (42) - actress, singer, anti-depressant overdose.
Margaux Hemingway (41) - actress, disputed suicide, overdose of phenobarbital.
Gary Holton (33) - actor, Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, alcohol and morphine overdose.
Alan Ladd (50) - actor, acute overdose of alcohol and hypnotic barbiturates, probable suicide.
Bruce Lee (32) - actor, martial artist, died of acute cerebral edema due to a reaction to compounds present in the prescription pain killing drug Equagesic.
Carole Landis - actress, overdose of barbiturates (suicide).
Bela Lugosi (73) - actor, drug-related heart attack.
Jack Nance (53) - actor, alcohol addiction
Chris Penn (40) - actor (Reservoir Dogs), brother of Sean Penn, heart disease and prescription drugs.
Jack Pickford (36) - actor, syphillis & alcohol and drug abuse.
River Phoenix (23) - actor, overdose of heroin and cocaine (speedball).
Dana Plato (34) - actress, of Diff'rent Strokes, suicide - overdose of muscle relaxant Vanadom (carisoprodol)and Vicodin.
Freddie Prinze (22) - comic, actor (Chico and the Man), self-inflicted gunshot wound while under the influence of Quaaludes
Rachel Roberts (53) - actress - barbiturate overdose (suicide).
Alma Rubens - actress, flu caused by heroin addiction.
George Sanders (65) - actor, barbiturates overdose (suicide).
Natalie Wood - actress, drowned when intoxicated.


Thursday, January 22, 2009

I Pledge to be a Conscientious Consumer...


Economics 101...do not upset your client base...especially if your chosen industry is not necessarily packing them in.

Warner Brothers Entertainment is the latest to cut staff, announcing 800 jobs would be lost, or 10 percent of its worldwide staff. NBC Universal and Viacom have already cut jobs, and industry watchers expect more job cuts to be announced by Walt Disney and Sony Pictures.
They're just getting warmed up. Hollywood continues to force feed the public their political tripe. That concept is amusing in its own right, but they expect us to pay for it as well. Those of us who honor and support the military watched with glee as “Lions & Lambs” tanked. "Rendition” was a financial embarrassment. “In the Valley of Elah” didn’t even break $7 Million. “Redacted” pulled in a whopping $600 K. There were more embarrassments along this line, such as “The Kingdom” and “Home of the Brave.”

Think about that for a moment. The first thought should be that Hollywood is so out of touch with the primary values of society that they believed there would be extreme interest and support translating to box office receipts. When the first four failed to generate interest…they continued to make more with the same abysmal result.

They have no idea whom their client base is. Similarly, the actors and actresses (these would be sometimes high school graduates) who stand on an “X” and regurgitate what someone else wrote a number of times until it sounds realistic fail to realize is that marginalizing a limited client base is not a proven form of marketing. It is a failed form of marketing.


On the eve of the inauguration, more than 50 celebrities teamed up with MySpace to record video pledges of service to the next president of the United States.

Among the celebrities who have finished their videos are Sean "Diddy" Combs, Cameron Diaz and Eva Longoria Parker. (You can see them at myspace.com/presidentialpledge.)

Others making pledges include will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas, Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, actresses Marisa Tomei, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lucy Liu and Laura Linney, and actors Jason Bateman and Tobey Maguire. Actress Demi Moore is directing, producing and editing the videos. (Viewers are invited to record and upload their own pledges.)
Here's the rub. These well known individuals rely on the public's approval in order to succeed in the Court of Popular Opinion. Well over 59 Million voters did not support President Obama in the election. It's a pretty good guess that there is a larger Hollywood client base in that 59 Million than there is in the 69 Million that voted for the new President. Comparative income would support that speculation.

My point is that actors and actresses (directors and producers) who feel the necessity to try and influence the rest of us by their saintly pledges (suggesting that they have acquired self-proclaimed leadership due to a very plastic and superfluous industry which is failing) only makes me want to show them that they are wrong.

As I peruse the list of those outspoken celebrities before, during, and after the election...I have to wonder if they understand that I won't be the only one taking their actions into account when deciding on whether to see a flick or purchase a dvd. I wonder if they understand that the only recourse of a consumer is not to consume...and thereby marginalize the influence held by the ones who have chosen to be so vocal with make-believe bona fides.

I recognize the sacrifice made by these participating celebrities. I recognize that they have just jeopardized their current popularity. I recognize the bottom line of basic economics. You don't piss off your client base. Actors and Actresses, in general, are not the sharpest pencils in the box. Rarely are they the most cerebral in the room. They are, certainly, entitled to pledge their heart, soul, and last breath to a man in the White House. I will treat him as the civil servant he is as defined by the Founders of this nation. I will pledge to be a more conscientious consumer, however.

They have, apparently, pledged to assist me in my decision making...and financial planning.

BONUS: Required reading for our enlightened... Shut Up & Sing: How Elites from Hollywood, Politics, and the U.N. are Subverting America (Hardcover)
by Laura Ingraham (Author)

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Inconceivable!!!



I do not think that word means what you think it means.


"Bush has openly mocked law and proclaimed a certain pleasure in sadism and exulted in holding prisoners and mistreating and torturing them, really," Shawn rants. "Of course this affects one emo tionally: my emotional life has been very strongly affected by the fact that Bush was president and my writing life is affected by my emotional life."


And here I thought that Wally was such a piss poor playwright because he was always picked last for kickball when he was little…uh…’little-er.’ Try and catch "Aunt Dan & Lemon" sometime should it ever see the light of day again. The references to Henry Kissinger as a genocidal killer are quite...moving...in a lower intestine kind of way.

Bonus: Here's a photo of little Wally sitting on the counter at age 3.