Showing posts with label democrats are dumb. Show all posts
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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Bad magic...


Senate Democrats are preparing to release a roughly $80 billion jobs program this week, but its prospects are uncertain in a political landscape where voters are angry about unemployment yet fuming about federal spending.
I am reminded of a magician I saw in a comedy club outside of St. Louis about ten years ago. The magician, obviously drunk, wobbled around the stage nearly falling out into the audience a number of times and always fortifying his balance with another belt from the highball glass sitting on a stool.

Eventually, he holds up a sheet, covers the stool and glass with the linen and looks expectantly to the crowd. After a rather shakey count of three he whips up the sheet to reveal...that...nothing had changed. The half empty glass remained centered on the stool.

The drunk magician...not disturbed in the least points out over the audience to the bar in the back of the room and shouts..."Get me another Crown Royal."

(shrugs)

Yeah...I know, it wasn't funny. As comedic magicians go...this one sucked. But, it does parallel well with the Democrat's big reveal on a jobs bill. Nothing changes...and eventually they will ask for more...


Thursday, May 7, 2009

Islam Day...secure your fireworks and ammonium nitrates...


HONOLULU (AP) - Hawaii's state Senate has overwhelmingly approved a bill to celebrate "Islam Day" - over the objections of a few lawmakers who said they didn't want to honor a religion connected to Sept. 11, 2001.

The resolution to proclaim Sept. 24, 2009, as Islam Day passed the Senate on a 22-3 vote Wednesday. It previously passed the House.

The measure now goes to the governor.

The bill seeks to recognize "the rich religious, scientific, cultural and artistic contributions" that Islam and the Islamic world have made.
Fantastic!!!

I was wondering...does that mean Hawaiian women can be beaten if they wear something too revealing? Or, maybe, can we all find a microphone and claim "OUTRAGE" at...well...I don't know...anything to which we disagree? Perhaps we can marry an underage girl just for kicks after our immediate family arranges the union without input from the marrying parties. How about this...we stone homosexuals?

Happy Islam day!!!! The religion where over a quarter of young US-Muslim males say terrorisim is justified. Hazzzah!! Hazzzah!!!!