Happy Birthday to you;
Happy Birthday to you;
Happy Birthday you...you bigoted, older than dirt, earmark loving, filibusterer of the 1964 Civil Rights Act, opposition to the Voter Rights Act of 1965, Iraq defeatest...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUU....
In honor of Robert Carlyle Byrd's 91st birthday...all white sheets in West Virginia are half-price.
Really?
No...not really.
