Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Associated Press breaks out the Time Machine again...


Abe Greenwald notes how the AP can gaze the future:

Here’s something interesting that leaked out from our skeptical press. An AP story by Jennifer Loven about how the president’s address went — five and a half hours before it happened:
We've witnessed this amazing fete previously...

President Bush, who spoke just before Zardari in what was likely to be his last address to the world body, echoed the call for moderation.
Echoing the future, we understand, takes devining rods and lots of Red Bull.

Filing a glowing positive report on President Obama's State of the Union address five hours in advance of the event, we understand, requires dishonesty and just plain "bull."

No word yet on whether the AP will continue to cover Iraq through Astral Projection...