Planned Obsolescence...

So far, Biden has not been given a defined portfolio, the way Al Gore was given the environment and technology in 1992. And Obama's aides say they do not expect Biden to assume the kind of muscular role that Vice President Dick Cheney has played over the last eight years, although he is expected to put out a number of fires.

"I'm sure that there will be discrete assignments over time," said David Axelrod, a senior adviser to the president-elect. "But I think his fundamental role is as a trusted counselor. I think that when Obama selected him, he selected him to be a counselor and an adviser on a broad range of issues."

Psssst...hey, Joe. You've served 'The One's' purpose. Now, find some place to stand that isn't in the way. We'd ask you to exercise a bit, and eat better, but to be honest, we're not sure we're going to need you in 2012. It depends on what we need to feed to the voters...you understand...right? That's a good boy. Hey...HEY...Joe...what did we tell out about pouting? Mouth shut, pardner...zip it.