That's right when you order a beer at the Kayabuki Tavern your waiter is in a monkey suit. A real one as a matter of fact.VIDEO
Five-year-old Fuchan and 12-year-old Yatchan work the tables, give you hand towels, hand out ashtrays. They also take your money and give you your change back.
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Top Ten reasons not to use monkeys as bartenders.
10. Full body hairnets destroy the relaxed atmosphere.
9. Alcohol and lower primates never ends well.
8. Too much confusion over the whole ‘monkey bars’ thing.
7. Excrement wars.
6. The mystery of the disappearing banana liqueur.
5. PETA protesting for better wages.
4. Too many old guys with accordions hanging around.
3. No more sports on the televisions; all Animal Planet all the time.
2. Work stoppage if someone inadvertently says, “no more monkeybusiness.”
1. And the #1 reason not to use monkeys as bartenders…Planet of the Apes…nuff said.
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