Sunday, February 1, 2009

Top ten list of mouth breathers in NYC...

The impatient subway boarder - described as "brainless salmon people, desperately trying to swim upstream" - narrowly beat out full-volume headphone guy for fourth place in the poll.

They mention the the idiots who carry patio furniture around with them and claim it as a personal umbrella. My experiences on the NYC sidewalks put that one right up on the top. They're all mouth breathers...all 10 on the list.