Friday, April 24, 2009

I Refuse to be seen (stuck) in one of these...

These clown cars annoy me. Hell, this one even has a smile on the grill. It's called the "Peapod," lists at over $12 Grand and has a top speed of only 25 mph. I can run faster than that.

This is Chrysler's attempt at appeasing the Environwacks. Me? I smell a lawsuit. Chrysler seems to be discriminating in my opinion. I'm 6'6". Failure to produce an "environmentally friendly" goober vehicle that I can fit into seems to be a violation of the Equal Protection Clause. I'm....uh...outraged.