Shooting arrows into people: Lord of the Rings has taught us that when elves are not sending out joy in the form of toys, cereal and cookies, they are sending razor sharp arrows deep into the skulls of their enemies. A good rule of thumb is: Don't bother them, and they won't bother you. Elves are a lot like bees. (Who make cookies.)From the mind of Steve Sneeds at "The Sneeze."
Incidentally...gnomes are elves that don't pull their weight, such as it is...The slackers. They catch an occasional football game...and do some traveling when they aren't just incessantly loitering in the garden. But, they're still slackers.
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