Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Pansy Protection Policies...

From Andrew Bolt's fine blog at the Herald Sun (Down Under):

Queensland was once a bold, frontier country, where they bred them tough:

TEACHERS have been told to stop marking schoolchildren’s work with red pen because it is an “aggressive” colour.
The obvious repercussions:

1. Rosacea suffers worldwide are going into hiding.
2. Accountants are confused.
3. The Chinese Communists feel victimized.
4. Murder mystery plots will be less intricate.
5. Warren Beatty and Diane Keaton are going to lose out on royalties.
6. We'll lose a planet from our solar system...and have to put a huge hole through Jupiter.
7. The Palestinians will have no one from which to borrow ambulances in their suicide runs.
8. Our flag is going to look like France's battle flag...but ours will have a field of stars.
9. Will be shot on sight: red fox, red squirrel, red deer, Robin Redbreast, Red Grouse, Red Knot, Redstart, Redwing, Red Setter, Red Devon cattle
10. Vampires can no longer be sloppy eaters on the big or little screen.