Thursday, March 19, 2009

I'm on it...

Three great ways to combat Climate Change:

1. Bring back shag carpet. Encourage your guests to take off their shoes and scuff across the floor building up a charge of static electricity. Then...touch your neighbor on the cheek and yell..."REMEMBER TO TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS WHEN YOU LEAVE!!!"

2. In an effort to improve the efficieny and potency of wind farms, it is recommended that you keep myriad industrial sized Hollywood fans available so that when the wind dies down, you just plug those babies in and...*PRESTO*...instant wind.

3. Have a parade led by a feckless idiot!!!!

Actually...that third one isn't mine.