Monday, January 26, 2009

"Oh, you'll find out..."

THIS JUST IN: In a surprise move today, the outspoken and controversial Sheriff of Maricopa County, Arizona, stated that he’d be happy to take the inmates of Gitmo and provide for them “appropriate and hospitable accommodations.” When questioned in a press conference what those ‘appropriate’ accommodations would entail, the spirited Sheriff was quoted as saying, “Oh, you’ll find out. Our recidivism rate here is nearly zero. For some reason inmates, when released, are not too keen on coming back.”
If only it were true. Sherrif Joe Arpaio would be a good influence on the Jihadist mentality. Gary Graham has a little fun at Andy Breitbart's Big Hollywood.